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                        倉虎鎮11

                        longwei倉虎鎮 ┊ 2017-12-26 16:13 Tuesday ┊ 瀏覽 2693   字號: T   T   T  

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                        倉虎鎮11

                         “我啊,剛才正要去拿火,忽然要出恭,在茅廁里出恭啊,我就想呢,先還不服呢,先前有酒客到這堂里吃酒,誰也不味冷,怎么唯獨你老人家喊冷啊,要烘火啊,什么道理?我悟了半天,后來才把個理悟出來,你老人家坐到這個地方不好!你看,腦后大院里沒遮擋,腦后風,說個笑話,神仙還怕腦后風呢!我就再把許多火給你烘啊,也不行,還是冷。我勸你老人家挪下子,挪到前頭去,我來揀個好地方給你坐,我拿上好酒肴伺候,好不好?”

                        “這——個,”武二爺聽聽,再把臉掉過來望望,英雄大怒:你家的地方,你堂倌不曉得腦后風;我也沒有定要坐在這里,是你叫我坐的;你分明是有意把些苦給我吃,你這一刻曉得我難惹,你又想叫我搬了,做不到!我就是這種拗脾氣,我憤愿受凍,我還偏不搬!“什么?你叫咱搬?”“不行”“什么事不行?”“和尙生來有個病,吃東西,不飽不能挪。一挪就要害病了。”王二一聽:乖乖,絕癥,絕癥!這個事和他軟銳是不行啦,非和他玩硬的不可啦。王二拳頭一竪,眉頭一抬:“和尙!”武二爺望著好笑,好鬼相!你看,把個拳頭又豎起來了。“喊我和尙怎么的?”“我曉得你放肆呢,我剛才勸你挪是成全你的!實對你說,這張桌子有人包住的!”

                        "嗨,包住的是什么人?”“我們這鎮外五里路有座山,叫白虎山,山上有二位大王,厲害非常!這是二位大王包的位子,你大模大樣坐在高頭,還把桌子打這么大個洞,大王頃刻就到,大王再惡心和尙,看見你坐在座位高頭,大槪隨手一個巴掌,和尙頭要打個飛得來啊!還不放明白些,快識趣,慢些跑,大王來,你就不得命了,慢慢地跑不要緊,不要把腿彎斷了,彎斷了!”




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